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Seed Demotivational Poster


LISTEN MISTER... -


TAGS: bird horny seeds what seeds
Rating: 4.84/5

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Sean - August 26, 2011, 8:58 pm
I like it! Even if I don't particularly care for her tone of voice. Stand tall, Pidgy. There's a priciple at staek here -- even if neither of us know what it is.
Jackl - August 21, 2011, 12:26 pm
Ahahahaha. Wow. Exactly what I needed to see first thing on a hangover. 5


MU LA FLAGA - He is win.


TAGS: mu la flaga gundam seed mobile suit futurama zapp brannigan made with woman
Rating: 1.96/5

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m16 - June 19, 2009, 6:54 am
The key to victory is the element of surprise....Surprise!


NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: nightmare midget seed
Rating: 3.64/5

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Reality Lord - July 4, 2010, 9:45 pm

the seed is the mental image of this guy in your brain so that you have nightmares. meh...
Spades - July 4, 2010, 5:17 pm
Only one seed!? He looks like he took a watermelon patch in from this guy!
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 1:58 pm
You planted a seed? Where? In him? Ok, that, I can't get outta my head.


COMMUNICATION CONT... -


TAGS: culos sean birdseed share communication
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - December 1, 2010, 4:17 am
sweet! I am fighting insomnia again. I will be drifting in and out for a bit longer, then force myself to bed
culos - December 1, 2010, 3:57 am
went and did it....
5150monkeylove - December 1, 2010, 3:53 am
I agree
culos - December 1, 2010, 3:26 am
Maybe we should dedicate a thread to this subject and not bother the community at large, we've got plenty to start with....
5150monkeylove - December 1, 2010, 3:13 am
I could have done more, but I was feeling that "quantity" feeling... when that happens, I try to gracefully step back. Hindsight shows I could have done so much more with these pics
culos - December 1, 2010, 3:11 am
keep 'm coming, it's good therapy
5150monkeylove - December 1, 2010, 3:06 am
Hi Culos! I just had to give it a shot or five... lol


MOTIFAKE NEWBIES -


TAGS: noobs n00bs seedlings motichum basement padding
Rating: 4.73/5

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GreyScorpion - August 23, 2010, 6:06 pm
mmmm, doughnut seeds...5L
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:02 pm
5L
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 4:24 pm
Dog wanted nothing to do with a whoopin' on this one.
spacedog - August 22, 2010, 4:21 pm
HA! Nice. Even the dog isn't eating that stuff. Probably on-line 5L'ing posters... 5L.


THE PROOF -




TELL-ALL BOOKS - Every celebrity has a nightmare. Richard Gere, meet yours!


TAGS: then he left me some sunflower seed on the nightstand
Rating: 3.58/5

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MO - December 16, 2009, 12:22 pm
And keeping with the rodent theme, I'm partial to this one as well. Give it some more lovin' people!!!
DrEvo82 - August 13, 2009, 7:46 am
HA! That's a good one!
agdaniele - August 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Is this your "kiss" poster?


MOTISEEDLINGS PART 2 - Where only the fastest and wittiest survive




Adventure -




Some People -


TAGS: watermelon bite seedy people members
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - January 20, 2014, 8:30 pm
Nice Miss P; but I'm not sure whether I should just smile or offer chocolate...
rerun - January 20, 2014, 7:30 pm

LOL, I expect you have poked the bear.


you had me at certified... -


TAGS: sign certified weed seed free
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - September 29, 2013, 2:29 pm
5insemilla!


USDA Organic -




AS YOU SOW SO SHALL YOU REAP - Gentlemen, make sure you don't drop your seed just anywhere! (this is a Motifake Service Announcement)


TAGS: culos reap saw seed msa
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by culos

440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:16 pm
I GET IT!! There was some rutger hauer movie where they explained semen causes MANDRAKE 2 grow.
Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:54 pm

awesome
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 9:20 am
right next to 82757


THE FUTURE -


TAGS: she parted her legs and accepted my seed
Rating: 4.86/5

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rerun - October 16, 2010, 4:07 am

ahhhh, no. My wife is not pregnant.
agdaniele - October 16, 2010, 2:15 am
I told you to get the collie spayed.
agdaniele - October 16, 2010, 2:14 am
again?!?!?
AdmiralAckbar - October 15, 2010, 7:59 pm
just wait till you get the child support papers.
Neener - October 15, 2010, 7:24 pm
Run away!


FLUFF - The stuff that dreams are made of.




DONUT SEEDS -


TAGS: cheerios donut seeds blonde joke your mom
Rating: 4.25/5

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Derek - August 22, 2010, 4:28 am
Looks like clown food


ADAPTATION -




MOTISEEDLINGS - Ripe and ready to be roasted and eaten by all


TAGS: sunflower seeds
Rating: 3.82/5

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ICEMAN - April 18, 2011, 9:56 pm
I like the sentiment. It makes me all warm & fuzzy inside. 5L
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 10:50 pm
thank you sir
Reality Lord - August 30, 2010, 10:40 pm

well done dude...very! 5L roasted alive
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 10:22 pm
Thanks. I have been getting, forgive the pun, heaps of advice along the way. And I am seeing it in the votes.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 10:16 pm
After checking out your posters all I will say is your best rated are best for a reason. Simple and straight forward seems to be the best way to go as a new member. That's just my opinion for what it's worth.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 10:11 pm
You caught me on the right day, otherwise that would have been a very poor suggestion that you just made! You happen to be the first noob I have encountered under my latest of "new leaves". I may offer advice, but the threat of death is off the table.
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 10:07 pm
nice! Anyways, feel free to check out my other noob stuff, and give me praise or death as you see fit.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:50 pm
No I call "it" a "donkey punch". (don't google that Claire)
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 9:37 pm
so thats what you call it?
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:33 pm
Slap in the head with a soggy moccasin?
Claire - August 30, 2010, 9:23 pm
Mrs. Scarlet in the dining room with the poison?
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 9:21 pm
I prefer Mrs Peacock in the kitchen with a rope....
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:15 pm
Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick?
Claire - August 30, 2010, 9:13 pm
Old Man Jenkins from the boat shop? Officer Jones from the museum?
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:05 pm
Micheal Richards dead in the East river?
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:00 pm
Micheal Richards live in Harlem?
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 8:54 pm
I think he may have before snl. Most of them did. but regardless, he is the most unfunny comedian I know.
Claire - August 30, 2010, 8:50 pm
Except*
Claire - August 30, 2010, 8:49 pm
I don't even know who these people are. o_O Accept Mencia. I really hate that guy.
agdaniele - August 30, 2010, 8:45 pm
He does stand-up?
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 8:41 pm
nope, much worse..... Jimmy Fallon
agdaniele - August 30, 2010, 8:39 pm
Greg Proops? UGH! We may have hit bottom.
rerun - August 30, 2010, 8:37 pm

Sam Kinneson
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 8:36 pm
Greg Proops?
agdaniele - August 30, 2010, 8:31 pm
Gallagher?
rerun - August 30, 2010, 8:15 pm

Carlos Mencina?
Claire - August 30, 2010, 8:14 pm
(I hate both George Lopez and Dane Cook.) I like a clever pun, OK?
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 8:13 pm
(And George Lopez.)
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 8:12 pm
I wont hold it against her. Especially since she voted. (score not a factor)
agdaniele - August 30, 2010, 8:09 pm
(She also likes Dane Cook)
Claire - August 30, 2010, 7:49 pm
I like your sense of humor. Keep up the good work.
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 7:41 pm
Thanks! So far most of mine are borderline fails.
Claire - August 30, 2010, 7:29 pm
Good one! 5L from me, sir.


LE3T P4RK -


TAGS: ok i leeched one of my favorite motifakes converted it into ascii art can t help it please seed march calendar 2010
Rating: 3.79/5

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lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 10:38 am
See poster 59558 and 84906 for those who may be new...
GreyScorpion - March 14, 2010, 11:06 am
Ascii, and yes shall recievy, 5L


Seed Yielding Plant -




THE HORROR OF SWALLOWING -


TAGS: paranoid fun calendar melon seeds
Rating: 4.07/5

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CloudchaserS - February 22, 2012, 9:39 am
Kids these days also have no idea of how many is in a mess. "I went fishin' and caught me a mess o' bluegill!"


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